Welcome to our homepage Yes we are Savage Wonder I swear youre at the right place Dont believe me buy tickets because despite how this looks our shows are pure badassery and a little less pure hilarity On May 9 we throw open our doors with Eugene Ionescos The Bald Soprano a play so absurd youll think our web designer wrote it The next day on May 10 our Savage Wonderground Art Gallery opens with artwork as fire as this website is basic I know I know I know weve been around since 2021 and usually have our shit together But what with the new name new space new city this website is under construction In case you couldnt tell But dont worry You can still give us money In fact we highly encourage it Donations are what help us bring intimate absurd whimsical and jarring performances and exhibitions to life And yes our writers and artists are all veterans first responders or immediate family members So why havent you given us money yet Oh youre going to OK our bad Dont look at us like that We didnt know And to our brethren in the profession of arms and their immediate family members yes You can still submit your poetry and plays to us That part at least remains sacred Somewhere deep within the tangled binary code and developer induced wilderness our submission portal awaits your works Seriously we cannot wait to meet you So pardon our appearance Our digital house might be in shambles but the doors are still wide open Come in Take a seat Empty your pockets Submit your dreams We promise it gets better from here