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SUMMARY:The Lesson\, by Eugène Ionesco
DESCRIPTION:In The Lesson\, education isn’t enlightenment. It’s rehearsal. \nEugène Ionesco’s savage absurdist masterpiece tracks the moment teaching becomes domination\, and language becomes a blunt instrument of power. What unfolds is funny until it isn’t. \nThe setting is a parlor. The hour is afternoon. A professor and a student. A lesson that begins in politeness and ends somewhere else entirely. Between them\, a blackboard — the oldest technology of authority — chalked over and erased\, chalked over and erased. \nIonesco wrote The Lesson in 1951. It has not aged. What it describes is present in every institution that has ever called itself a place of learning: the seduction of the pedagogical relationship\, the violence hiding inside grammar\, the smile that precedes submission. The play is over before you understand what just happened. \nCome expecting a lecture. Leave having received none. \nFeaturing\, \nSturgis Warner* & Sophie Kelly-Hedrick* \n*denotes a member of Actor’s Equity Association \nThe Lesson · Instructions \n\nYour ticket is all-inclusive and includes food and coffee.\nDoors open on time. The lesson begins on time. Do not be late.\nSeating is limited and arranged as part of the performance environment.\nThe parlor is small. This is intentional.\nThe performance features haze and sudden shifts in register.\n\nDirected by Christopher Paul Meyer \nCasting by Jenn Haltman \nTech Direction by Joshua K Boniello \nAll performances have limited capacity and may sell out. Tickets may be released through the waitlist as available. Walk-ins are welcome to inquire; seating is not guaranteed. The performance features haze.
URL:https://savagewonder.org/event/6108/2026-06-06/
LOCATION:The Parlor
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SUMMARY:The Lesson\, by Eugène Ionesco
DESCRIPTION:In The Lesson\, education isn’t enlightenment. It’s rehearsal. \nEugène Ionesco’s savage absurdist masterpiece tracks the moment teaching becomes domination\, and language becomes a blunt instrument of power. What unfolds is funny until it isn’t. \nThe setting is a parlor. The hour is afternoon. A professor and a student. A lesson that begins in politeness and ends somewhere else entirely. Between them\, a blackboard — the oldest technology of authority — chalked over and erased\, chalked over and erased. \nIonesco wrote The Lesson in 1951. It has not aged. What it describes is present in every institution that has ever called itself a place of learning: the seduction of the pedagogical relationship\, the violence hiding inside grammar\, the smile that precedes submission. The play is over before you understand what just happened. \nCome expecting a lecture. Leave having received none. \nFeaturing\, \nSturgis Warner* & Sophie Kelly-Hedrick* \n*denotes a member of Actor’s Equity Association \nThe Lesson · Instructions \n\nYour ticket is all-inclusive and includes food and coffee.\nDoors open on time. The lesson begins on time. Do not be late.\nSeating is limited and arranged as part of the performance environment.\nThe parlor is small. This is intentional.\nThe performance features haze and sudden shifts in register.\n\nDirected by Christopher Paul Meyer \nCasting by Jenn Haltman \nTech Direction by Joshua K Boniello \nAll performances have limited capacity and may sell out. Tickets may be released through the waitlist as available. Walk-ins are welcome to inquire; seating is not guaranteed. The performance features haze.
URL:https://savagewonder.org/event/6108/2026-06-13/
LOCATION:The Parlor
CATEGORIES:Theater
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SUMMARY:The Lesson\, by Eugène Ionesco
DESCRIPTION:In The Lesson\, education isn’t enlightenment. It’s rehearsal. \nEugène Ionesco’s savage absurdist masterpiece tracks the moment teaching becomes domination\, and language becomes a blunt instrument of power. What unfolds is funny until it isn’t. \nThe setting is a parlor. The hour is afternoon. A professor and a student. A lesson that begins in politeness and ends somewhere else entirely. Between them\, a blackboard — the oldest technology of authority — chalked over and erased\, chalked over and erased. \nIonesco wrote The Lesson in 1951. It has not aged. What it describes is present in every institution that has ever called itself a place of learning: the seduction of the pedagogical relationship\, the violence hiding inside grammar\, the smile that precedes submission. The play is over before you understand what just happened. \nCome expecting a lecture. Leave having received none. \nFeaturing\, \nSturgis Warner* & Sophie Kelly-Hedrick* \n*denotes a member of Actor’s Equity Association \nThe Lesson · Instructions \n\nYour ticket is all-inclusive and includes food and coffee.\nDoors open on time. The lesson begins on time. Do not be late.\nSeating is limited and arranged as part of the performance environment.\nThe parlor is small. This is intentional.\nThe performance features haze and sudden shifts in register.\n\nDirected by Christopher Paul Meyer \nCasting by Jenn Haltman \nTech Direction by Joshua K Boniello \nAll performances have limited capacity and may sell out. Tickets may be released through the waitlist as available. Walk-ins are welcome to inquire; seating is not guaranteed. The performance features haze.
URL:https://savagewonder.org/event/6108/2026-06-20/
LOCATION:The Parlor
CATEGORIES:Theater
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SUMMARY:The Lesson\, by Eugène Ionesco
DESCRIPTION:In The Lesson\, education isn’t enlightenment. It’s rehearsal. \nEugène Ionesco’s savage absurdist masterpiece tracks the moment teaching becomes domination\, and language becomes a blunt instrument of power. What unfolds is funny until it isn’t. \nThe setting is a parlor. The hour is afternoon. A professor and a student. A lesson that begins in politeness and ends somewhere else entirely. Between them\, a blackboard — the oldest technology of authority — chalked over and erased\, chalked over and erased. \nIonesco wrote The Lesson in 1951. It has not aged. What it describes is present in every institution that has ever called itself a place of learning: the seduction of the pedagogical relationship\, the violence hiding inside grammar\, the smile that precedes submission. The play is over before you understand what just happened. \nCome expecting a lecture. Leave having received none. \nFeaturing\, \nSturgis Warner* & Sophie Kelly-Hedrick* \n*denotes a member of Actor’s Equity Association \nThe Lesson · Instructions \n\nYour ticket is all-inclusive and includes food and coffee.\nDoors open on time. The lesson begins on time. Do not be late.\nSeating is limited and arranged as part of the performance environment.\nThe parlor is small. This is intentional.\nThe performance features haze and sudden shifts in register.\n\nDirected by Christopher Paul Meyer \nCasting by Jenn Haltman \nTech Direction by Joshua K Boniello \nAll performances have limited capacity and may sell out. Tickets may be released through the waitlist as available. Walk-ins are welcome to inquire; seating is not guaranteed. The performance features haze.
URL:https://savagewonder.org/event/6108/2026-06-27/
LOCATION:The Parlor
CATEGORIES:Theater
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